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halaalpussy:

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

scienceyeah:

oh look at the time
i am a fucking bird

scienceyeah:

oh look at the time

i am a fucking bird

(Source: canines-and-things)

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unamusedsloth:

Try me.

unamusedsloth:

Try me.


churchofsterek:

WIGGLES

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

uusui:

when ya hear ya mamas footsteps at 3 am image

spankmehardbarry:

saying goodbye to benedryl cumberlack as he lay in his death bed :((((

spankmehardbarry:

saying goodbye to benedryl cumberlack as he lay in his death bed :((((

(Source: slippinbeauty)

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