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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

(Source: clupster)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON


halaalpussy:

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

(Source: partybots)

(Source: jairustehvirus)

(Source: toastradamus)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

scienceyeah:

oh look at the time
i am a fucking bird

scienceyeah:

oh look at the time

i am a fucking bird

(Source: canines-and-things)

(Source: flaggedandremoved)


(Source: beyocne)

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