when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
- kids:hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
- me:well lets see kids
- me:*throws dart at map of the world*
- me:another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong