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lnalloweentown:

leaving tumblr dot com for a better website

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oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

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(Source: memewhore)

roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

(Source: methhomework)

apricockjam:

apricockjam:

New shoes :)

I’m grounded

apricockjam:

apricockjam:

New shoes :)

I’m grounded

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

(Source: johnbercow)

leonardo-da-paganini:

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

That war lasted
one month and eight days

(Source: bauks)


thescratchdoctor:

I just found this little guy taking a nap on my porch


(Source: iraffiruse)

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

(Source: jajaneenee)

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