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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(Source: simsgonewrong)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(Source: eating-out-kaneki)

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account


(Source: facetobloodshed)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

  • kids:hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me:well lets see kids
  • me:*throws dart at map of the world*
  • me:hm
  • me:another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

dlubes:

who is she

dlubes:

who is she

(Source: theycallhermonster)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

(Source: clupster)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

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